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Weird Fuckin' Sex 16: Circus Of Sin from Gentlemen's Video

This is a bizarre film much better than the box cover would suggest. It is made up of several different clips and full scenes from porn films shot before mid-1995, some looking as old as 1970s. The most striking thing about it is the women's orgasms, which look totally authentic - in the noisy, sweaty, twisted-up-faces way of the real deal. These girls look like they're in front of the camera because they are horny bitches who wanted to get properly screwed.

The best scene features a stunning slender redhead, who shows off her nipple, belly button and clit piercings to the camera. She then shows how she's double-jointed and coyly agrees with the cameraman that would come in handy during sex. Her initially shy but increasingly bold flirtations, in her sweet breathy voice, plus not knowing when the scene is going to stop (some of the footage on here is just clips), make this can't-switch-off viewing. The camera lingers unhurriedly all over her body.

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I Only Love... Fucking Berlin from Privates

First the bad news: our sexy hostess for this film, Ionie does not actually shag on the screen. Which, given that we get to see her cracking body in a variety of outfits, is a damn shame because she is cute. The things I would do to that girl, I cannot begin to tell you – well actually I could but this isn’t about the perverted things I would like to do to porn stars. That’s an upcoming article. This is about the film, and here’s the good news, clearly realising that one stand-in simply will not do Ionie brings a whole bevvie of beauties to screw on screen for your viewing pleasure. Ace.

The film opens with us arriving at Venus, Berlin's biggest sex show which appears to be populated solely by people with pixels instead of faces. Odd. Ionie and Natalia, a hard-bodied blonde, wander round in tiny black outfits recruiting these pixelated punters to come watch a public fuck-show. If you can’t be arsed to watch that skip forward to 5min.45sec – there we go. Natalia and Dougie get down to in on a leather couch whilst being watched and filmed. Well, Nat gets down to it; Doug mainly just sits there. Hell, you don’t interrupt a professional at work.

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Weird Fuckin' Sex 9: Sexual Oddities #1 from Gentlemen's Video

A motley crue of physical misfits form the cast of Sexual Oddities No. 1 - Fat ladies, midgets, 18 inch dicks, football-sized breast implants, and a very polite-sounding English gent come together in assorted ways for two hours of sometimes car-crash-style viewing.

The first scene features the fattest girl I've ever seen in adult. She has arms like sides of beef and roll upon roll of flab. Along with the cellulite are types of fat I've never seen before and can't begin to name. We're talking morbidly obese... As to the question of how she reaches round to wipe her arse, one camera shot suggests she doesn't bother. But her face is pretty, and her feet surprisingly small and delicate-looking. Her (normal-build) stud risks being crushed as she climbs on top but she bounce away with apparent ease, a mountain of wobbling flesh.

Another porky girl is in the third scene, though this time she's not quite so extremely obese. While still very fat, she carries her weight well, her skin glowing and rolling over itself in a sensual way.

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Uniform Perversions from Spice Studios

I’m going to start off by stating the obvious- Lolly Badcock is damn hot. Seriously. Raven haired, beautiful natural looking tits (Not being a registered plastic surgeon, merely an amateur gynaecologist, I couldn’t tell you if they are 100% home-grown but I certainly thought so.

The film wastes virtually no time whatsoever in getting started, and quickly has Lolly in sexy army gear being given a dressing down by her blonde sergeant, Angel Long. Dressing down in the deeply literal sense as Lolly gets yelled at whilst she strips off and gets to work licking her sergeant’s snatch. Both girls are very sexily vocal, though Lolly does call her superior “Private” but hell if that girl was lapping at my genitals she could call me whatever the hell she wanted. Particularly if she was calling out “Yes, sir, no, sir,” constantly in a knob-stiffening voice. Damn.

As well as her high-heeled army boots (I’m pretty sure those aren’t regulation, y’know) Angel's uniform comes outfitted with an exposing strap-on which Lolly uses to good effect as she sucks and fingers both until Angel is gasping with pleasure. The non-stop action moves on and Lolly, naked but for a boots and bullet belt, gets spanked, fingered and proper screwed with the strap on.

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Fly Spice: The Virgin Flight from Spice Studios

Spice Studios have produced a film with a flight theme so all you people with mile high aspirations, who fantasize about fucking that air stewardess in uniform pay attention now!

We start off with our feet firmly on the ground as the gorgeous, blonde, Avy Scott walks in dressed in her sexy black flight attendants uniform. She doesn’t waste any time getting down to business giving her man some head followed by a tit wank, which he kindly returns with some hot licking action making her nice and wet, ready for both holes to get pounded before her flight leaves.

A brief interlude where oriental Syren is interviewing potential candidates for the flight attendants job, after all we couldn’t have a virgin flight without someone who hasn’t flown before! Sexy Sophia seems like she’d be perfect for the job so she’s hired! Now we cut to the pilots and they need to get their plane in the air however, they are short of a security guard and interview Britney Mason who is dying to show off her credentials.

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The Taunting from Spice Studios

The Taunting is described as an erotic SM thriller, and with it's Japanese horror aesthetic (think The Ring, The Grudge and similar scary movies) and awesome cast, it's a movie I've been looking forward to seeing for quite a while

It can't be easy to blend horror and sex - you don't want your viewers so scared or grossed out that they can't get aroused, but the spooky effects in this film are stylishly done and very atmospheric, giving every scene an edge of tension that makes each fuck session a heightened and haunting experience

Throughout the film, a long haired Asian girl - Lystra - creeps around in full horror make up, and combined with the artful kinkiness, the excellent soundtrack and stunning camerawork and effects this creates a suitably scary feelings that does not detracts from the shagging we're all here to see

The first scene opens on the stunningly dominant Gianna whose big boobs certainly dominate this scene. This lucky mistress has two beautiful girl slaves tied up for her pleasure. One is intricately bound in Japanese-style rope bondage, with her full breasts forced forward by the tight ropes wound around her chest. The other is tied with her hands above her head, exposing her tits and snatch to Gianna's wandering hands and large, red strap on.

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Teen Hitchhikers 2 from Cinemaplay

Get me a US plane ticket, a car and a video camera. Apparently that’s all you need to get any girl, ANY GIRL, to have sex with you. Why did no one tell me this before? How could I have been so blind?

First up Jack and Kenny the cameraman spot Erin Moore, a cute little blonde hitchhiking by the side of the road. “Are you over 18?” they ask. “I’m 20.” She replies. “Sorry babe we’re doing TEEN hitchhikers and this would make a nonsense of that.” Then they drive off.

Not really; they get Erin in the car- apparently her and her boyfriend got into a fight, possibly because of her tendency to suck stranger’s dick at the drop of a hat. Don’t believe me? 3mins 40secs in and Erin is stripping and getting groped and complimented in the back of the car. There’s a lot of inane chat so you might want to skip forward to 7min 10sec where Erin gets taken back to a house, strips and gets her shaven snatch eaten out. Apparently her boyfriend was lousy at it. He also didn’t let her suck his dick, so she takes the opportunity to suck on Jack’s. Given how enthusiastic she is I’m not 100% sure this ‘boyfriend’ is real, what man wouldn’t want that?

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The Best Of Kiera from MSS Interactive

Finally someone’s put together the film I’ve been waiting for. Keira’s one dirty minx who reminds me of a well known Essex glamour girl and the geniuses at MSS Interactive have put together all her best bits.

We open up in the great outdoors by a swimming pool, Keira needs a piss and when she’s gotta go she’s gotta go!! Now that she’s relieved herself it’s time for some cock. Fortunately enough there’s a bloke sunning himself by the pool – he’ll do for starters. Keira starts by sucking his dick whilst her cute blonde friend plays with herself. It’s all too much for her playmate who has to get straight in there and sit on the cock.

Cue lots of shagging in various positions. This threesome is shagtastic and you won’t help but want to come back for more.

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Cow Girls from Wicked City Films

It seems the 'c**t-ry' girls as it's so aptly put in the film description, sums up this assortment of blondes that like to get shagged in the barn, or the sofa, or by the pig sty...Ok you get the point. These girls go out and while they are getting fucked the animals have a good perv - is that even allowed? Anyhoo, let's try and find this needle in a haystack and see what the movie has to offer.

Now of course when we put horses and farms together we assume that the girls will be into horse riding...Mhm, not in this movie. Unless the dude that is hung like a horse can be counted as horse. Just a side note for the record, a girl who claims she's a stable hand but is actually wear 7 inch PVC boots is most likely NOT a stable hand. Handsome stud (not the horse, the actual man) starts by asking girl if she likes to ride, obviously being blonde and gorgeous she's innocent right?

Wrong. When asked to sit down on the hale bays and show 'her form' she does that sexy ass sticking out thing and it gets the film started - soon both girls are naked and grunting and giving and receiving some oral.

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Wild Things On The Run #3 from Coast 2 Coast

Coast 2 Coast presents Wild Things on the Run 3. This film is full of hard, filthy, noisy shagging with an a-bum-dance of butt drilling and tongue action. If that’s not enough for you filth-bags out there there’s a bad ass dominatrix scene and she will make you stand to attention!

In the first scene, Hillary Scott tickles her tonsils with hard dick, gagging all the time and does something that I’ve never seen before which I can only describe as gargling with dick. She’s really filthy, and takes the whole length down her throat. Hillary’s a bit of a moaner and certainly enjoys riding the guy, it’s not long before she’s taking it up her rear passage and I was sure at one point his length might come out of her mouth! This girl loves having her arse pounded every which way she can – I’m not a big fan of anal myself but if you are you’ll love this. The scene finishes with Hillary getting a face load and licking her lips.

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Dildo Spiele Nonstop! from Magma

5 scenes of beautiful girls pleasuring themselves when there is a lack of cock - in a sentence, that's what this movie is about. Dildo Spiele features such beauties as the lovely Giovana and Denny Moor amongst a flurry of other stunning blondes and brunettes each taking the time to give their pussies a good going over - of course lack of fresh meat ensures that there is lots of dildo action!

Scene one sees a very sexy, ample chested blonde in a black and red teddy playing with herself. Ok she's technically rubbing herself this early on but it's not long before she strips out of the sexy lingerie and shows off that perfect body of hers. She skims her hands up and down her body before spreading her legs and playing with her pussy

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Have Dick Will Travel from Your Choice

British porn movie genius One Eyed Jack brings you a titillating series of scenes as he and top UK babes such as Michelle Thorne and Naughty Nicki, take their cars to the roads of Britain and enjoy some naughty action - of course it doesn't just stop in the cars...These girls are some of the filthiest around, Michelle Thorne is a very popular British babe, having starred in many magazines such as 'Knave' and 'Mayfair' - but in this movie she's also having her FIRST anal experience with her rather well hung boyfriend so that should prove interesting. Leave it up to good old Jack to bring you the dirtiest British adult movies!!

First in front of the camera is the lovely Michelle and her well hung stud getting down to action. It starts of quite uniquely, the camera is being pointed through the letter box to watch Michelle clean the dishes in her underwear! Soon her and her boyfriend are in the kitchen and she's down on her knees sucking away. How she gets her mouth around it God only knows as it's bloody big! When I was told he was quite well endowed I thought yeah, can't be that big, but I'm eating my words as I watch this now!

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Squeel Like A Pig from Notorious Productions

When I first saw the cover of this film I thought to myself. “I simply must see this film. I must. It will be either terribly awesome or awesomely terrible.” And I was right- it is both. Funny, a bit scary, silly, really damn sexy; it is warped and brilliant.

We start off in standard horror movie territory with three sexy teens stuck in the woods with a broken down car. As is horror film normal the girls have hot bodies, big boobs and tiny little outfits (no bras). As is also horror film normal the group yet overcome with the desire to split up. Seriously. Don’t you people go to the cinema? You may as well put a sign on your head saying “insert axe here.”

Regardless, dark-haired Gia Paloma skips off into the woods to look for help. Then things deviate slightly from the horror-film norm… “Why don’t you get over here so I can suck your dick?” Alexis Malone snarls. “Sounds good to me!” Steve replies. As well he should as she is fucking gorgeous; blonde hair under a cute green headscarf, trim natural body and great sucking skills!

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Dirty Little Secrets from Visage

We all love a dirty little secret and these girls sure do know how to give us one or two. Visage films brings you five filthy fantasies, they also bring you the hottest porn stars to act out their dirtiest dreams for your viewing pleasure, and you wouldn't believe what these filthy bitches like to get up to!. With stars such as Britney Manson, Eva Angelina and Tory Lane, you can be sure of an action packed movie, filled with 110% sluttiness.

Britney opens up scene one, she's telling us all the things she loves doing. Seeing as she's just 19, shopping is very high on her priority list, but what surprises me is when she tells us that she'd liked to be shagged while paying for her clothes - with someone else's money of course! Once she's done telling us what she likes to buy, a big, handsome stud walks in and picks her up. Of course we know where this is going huh? She's soon being manhandled on the sofa and having her ass and her snatch licked, slapped, spat on - the normal things couples do!

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Needy Housewives 2 from Cinemaplay

I’ll give this to Cinemaplay; once they find a formula they like they stick to it (See my review of Teen Hitchhikers 2 to see what I mean.) Once again the boys have rented a limo and are cruising around looking for lasses. But this time rather than looking for sweet little teens they’re after horny housewives! Not, as some of the more cynical of you might think, the porn actresses who are too old to play teenagers, no! They are looking for genuine housewives.

Their first mission brings us Lisa Lee, tanned and blonde in a white and blue dress. Her car has broken down and Matt, Conrad and the camera are more than happy to pick her up. Lisa, who has a cute English accent, is a fashion designer and, like all fashion designers is more than happy to flash her knickers and boobs after knowing these guys for all of seven minutes! It does however take till ten minutes in before we get any proper action; Lisa doling out head, slipping the dick between lovely puffy bj lips.

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Double Duty from Combat Zone

Any fan of threesomes will want to check out Combat Zone's Double Duty. As you can imagine, it's double the dick in each of these scenes, as five sexy sluts take on two fellas each and show us what they can handle in scenes that feature everything from dp to facials.

This US gonzo action is stylish, slick and fast paced, with each of the girls looking hot as hell in the usual gonzo uniform of lingerie and fishnets. The unusually named Oksana is the first babe to step up for the double dick duty and you can tell from the outset that this is going to be one ass-centric scene. Shots of this pretty brunette showing off her buttplug filled ass and fucking herself in the butt with a dildo set the mood, before the two studs arrive and the gagged Oksana takes them in hand for a bit of manual stimulation. The guys sensibly remove the gag from her mouth and let her get some meat in there instead. A rough and intense blowjob follows, and if you're not as fan of seeing girls choking and gagging, then you'll probably want to skip this bit. Oksana takes the heavy treatment well, coming out smiling and wanting more. The threeway moves on to filling her ass, then both her holes, with the cock that recently left her mouth. This pretty girl is just as dirty as you'd hope to see in a threesome scene.

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Lipstick Massage from Boston Babydolls

Boston Babydolls, producers of excellent American amateur movies, have turned their attention to the ladies in Lipstick Massage - an all girl release that focuses on real dirty women and the real dirty sex they have. As in all Boston Babydoll movies, the shagging here is real and raw, the pleasure is enthusiastic and genuine and the girls are pretty girl-next-door babes with exhibitionist tendancies.

The action starts with a cute teen lass removing her bra and lying back to have some fun with a rather large pink vibrator. Keeping her pants on, this pretty brunette uses the toy and her hands until she's writhing around in pleasure. She finally removies her panties, allowing us the chance to check out her cute pussy, which she fills with the impressively sized toy.This girl has a charming habit of gazing into the camera as she fucks herself, making it feel like she's looking you right in the eye as she masturbates...

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