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Spanked Wife And Housewife Sex Collectors from Scala

Top label Scala present a great double-bill in Spanked Wife and Housewife Sex Collectors with one half showcasing - as you may have already guessed - the kinky art of spanking, while the other focuses on a more traditional spot of suck and fuck action.

When Phill's gorgeous European girlfriend rolls in at 7am, he's laying in wait and mighty pissed off at his sexy spouse's all-night wanderings. “You look like a whore”, he utters before declaring that he has made some arrangements for her to go and see someone who will 'sort her out'. The person he's referring to is a professional master who's about to inject a bit of discipline into the life of this mischievous wife!

The master is busy punishing another girl when Phill and his wife arrive. After a chat with the frustrated husband, where he explains exactly what is going to happen, the master turns his attention to the girl. “You will address me as Sir at all times”, he informs her before ordering her to take off her slutty micro-dress, she does as she is told and soon enough she is over the master's knees getting ready to experience her first lesson in obedience.

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Freddies British Granny Fuck 13 from Freddies

Never mind the yummy mummies, here come the randy grannies! Now at it's thirteenth edition, this hot series from Freddie's is clearly a popular one with lovers of highly experienced mature women. The main theme of this instalment is that Freddie's top stud G has set up a language school, but this is merely a ruse to get tucked into some hot mature pussy! We get two see two scenes of G in action and then two with randy amateur couples, and then there's the eye-candy that is Tracey Lain providing her usual cameo appearances throughout, albeit in a non-sexual way, mores the pity!

Sporting his best stripy T-shirt and beret, things get heated straight away when one horny gran snogs the face off G. She's a short haired lass, dressed in fishnets and a kinky black PVC outfit which soon comes off to reveal her luscious puppies, which she proceeds to smother G with. Off comes his trousers and within seconds his dick is firmly planted in the mouth of his mature French language student followed by a brief titty-fucking and then more blowjob action before she is seen laying on her back getting an amazing oral workout complete with finger poking. With both of them highly aroused it's time for some shagging and the pervy pair getting into a number of positions that ensure maximum penetration and pleasure for both as G pounds the hell out of her pussy until he busts out a load of hot come all over her face! Ooh la la!

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Perfection from Nectar

Director Marty Zion has a habit of casting only the most devastatingly beautiful girls in his movies, and Perfection is no different. An all-girl sapphic sexathon, Perfection showcases Zion's high production values, stunning sets, use of multiple camera angles and of course, some pretty raunchy clitoral workouts...

Opening with a montage of all the goodies you will get to see throughout the movie, once your sexual taste buds are suitably tickled we see the ever-gorgeous Charlie Lane and her blonde plaything Tanya James flaunting their killer looks, naked save for their lingerie. Masturbation from both girls ensues but soon enough they are brought together and the leggy Tanya gets stuck into Charlie's shaven and highly-desired snatch. Not being a selfish lover, Charlie returns the favour and then plunges a toy deep inside, as Tanya rubs herself throughout, screaming for more. No need for Charlie to let her have all the toy penetration pleasure, in the final stages of their session she is on the receiving end of the by now sticky plastic phallus, as her orgasm closes the scene.

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Young Harlots: Riding School from Harmony Films

First a bit of a qualifier- I knows what some of yous are thinking. Girls, horses, y’know, girls, HORSES, nudge nudge, wink wink. Well you can stop thinking that right now. Let me set you straight- there is no horse-fucking in this film. Actually straight is the wrong word; there’s plenty of girl-on-girl… but no bestiality! No! Wrong! If that’s your (feed)bag then you’re barking up the wrong tree. Or whinnying up the wrong paddock or whatever. Go away, get yourself checked and buy a new My Little Pony or something. Y’big oddball. This is for normal people. Normal people who like seeing sexy girls in school-girl outfits being drilled by three-odd guys admittedly. But normal. My normal.

The film opens with a taste of things to cum. (Oh, the punnery you get in these reviews) Hot girls in riding and school girl outfits taking lots of cock and each other. Win. We then have Deniska reading from her diary (Kinda. It’s not her voice. No-one called Deniska has a posh English accent.) when two off the staff come and wordlessly present their dicks to her and she gets right to work a mere 2 mins in. She sucks hard and deep with lots of cock-in-cheek action. Despite being wordless you can tell that (at least one) of the guys is French as he gives plenty of “Yahs!” and “Oooo yah!” Rather than the more English “Yes” (or the very English “Gosh! That’s awfully nice! RaTHer!”) Deniska is soon stripped down (tie still on) and pounded whilst she chokes down dick.

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British Rich Bitches from Spice Studios

The parasitic ruling class hold us all hostage with their stranglehold on institutions and wealth! We, the people, must rise up and screw them, take control, take back what is ours! These snooty bitches are going down! Are you with me, comrades?

First up is a bit of tennis totty, which is 70s-Athena-postcard-tastic, although disappointingly this girl is wearing underwear (although not for long). Her bleached blonde hair with dark roots and the tattoo on her belly also makes one suspect that she is not as classy as all that. In any case, her tennis instructor pulls her down onto the court and she’s soon making a right racket (ho ho). Soon she’s got some cream for her strawberries. Same time next week?

The action moves to a house viewing where a parasitic rich bitch is refusing to even look in the kitchen, as it is no concern of hers – she has staff to do that kind of thing. Do your own washing up, missus! How dare you enslave the proletariat to do your job? But soon she’s showing that there are some jobs she will do – blow jobs.

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Sophiesticated from 21sextury

Being a huge fan of Hungarian hot thing Sophie Moone, I was more than happy to take a look at 21sextury's Sophieisticated. Actually, I'm generally happy to check out anything from 21sextury seeing as their titles are always filled to the brim with ludicrously beautiful European girls, who just happen to be cock-craving super-sluts too. You wont see Sophie fucked into a frenzy and being doused in dick juice here, this fair lady prefers the gentler sex, but you will see her in no less than six scenes of lesbian and threeway action. You'll have to settle for seeing the other stunners having their cock sockets thrust at and enjoying protein-packed facials, and it's no bad thing...

Opening with a full body shot of shapely Sophie in a sexy black outfit she tells us her intentions in her uber-sexy accent, “Let's find out other couples' bedroom secrets”, before declaring, “I'm gonna peep on this horny couple”. The blonde Budapest babe opens a door to reveal a couple going at it in the bedroom, and it's certainly getting her juices flowing. Not one for being shy, she joins them on the bed as the girl is taking a dick from behind and proceeds to caress her breasts as she takes thrust after thrust.

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Lee Nover 2 from In-X-Cess

Obviously not trying to gain any kind of artistic merit or win prizes for originality, Lee Nover has made a film that is more than a nod to the work of that cheeky chappy of Brit porn we all know and love, yep, no need to insult your smutelligence by divulging his name. Actually, it's a direct rip off of our favourite flagship gonzo guy but let's see what Mr. Nover has to offer all the same...

Lee and his pals are in the Czech Republic when their car breaks down. While deciding what to do about it they are confronted by stocky blonde Godiva who is wielding a cane which she wastes no time whipping one of the guys with. She seems to be disgruntled that a bunch of men are on her land but not once Lee's hung Czech stud whips his cock out. Godiva studies the rock hard phallus before wrapping her lips around it and blowing it awhile when a second cock comes into shot, she happily welcomes both pricks into her mouth and then the crew head of to her house to continue their carnal adventure. Sucking continues indoors, just back to the one cock now, but Godiva is soon bent over and boffed ready to be soaked in spunk. Randomly, the second cock arrives just in time for the cumshot, having no prior involvement during this indoor part of the scene matters little it seems and Godiva gets a double helping of ball cream in her face.

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Homemade Orgy from Home Movie Video Club

It's full on extreme amateur action in Home-Made Orgy - a film that does exactly what it says on the cover! Two ordinary women with extraordinary sex drives take on a room full of horny blokes in their quest to find the ultimate sexual pleasure, or at least, that's what I imagine their motivation was. There's little to no storyline or explanation here, just naked bodies, hard dicks and dirty girls, all going at it in these hot home-made scenes. The camera-work isn't all that, but the real life enthusiasm and the voyeuristic feel more than makes up for it.

Opening on a dungeon scene, we're introduced to the first of the dirty little minxes who make this film so racy. She plays with herself and teases the cameramen by flashing her ass and pussy as she bends over a bench. Dressed in black lingerie and stockings, this lady is working the housewife gone bad look to her best advantage, and even gets a bit of a spanking for being such a naughty girl. Her nice, big round ass is satisfying beaten with a riding crop, as wandering hands take the chance to sooth her reddening skin.

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Younger Girls, Older Guys from MSS Interactive

Admittedly, I have a thing for older guys, but there does come a point when a bloke stops being 'older' and just becomes, well, old. And even I find it hard to see the appeal there. In my opinion, the distinguished yet dirty blokes in this film generally fall into the second category, but that doesn't stop a bunch of well-known UK babes getting down and dirty with these granddads.

Still, it's interesting to see such well known Brit stars trying out such an under-explored niche, and the older man, younger girl theme provides some sexy and amusing scenarios.

The first scene sees busty babe Alexis May as a first timer on a photoshoot. Jim, the photographer, is so impressed by her assets (Aren't we all!) that he talks her into doing some hardcore work for him. Seeing as they're the only people in the flat, it makes sense that Jim takes the role of 'stud' in Alexis' first movie shoot.

For a newbie, she sure knows what she's doing as she swallows that dick right down and spreads her legs, allowing lucky Jim to slip his fingers into her tight snatch. Talking about how much she loves older guys, Alexis goes for Jim's length with real enthusiasm and they move effortlessly into a 69 with Jim explaining to Alexis about the different positions. Soon they're shagging on the carpet and we get a fantastic view of Alexis' bouncing butt. Delicious.

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Celebrity Shag! from Doll Theatre

I tell you- this job gives me a hell of a lot of “Is this terrible… or is this awesome?“ moments. This film featuring adult stars playing celebrities is, once more, both:

The first scene stars Karlie Simon, who makes a very attractive and surprisingly convincing Amy Winehouse complete with the right hair, fags, tattoos and that beauty mark. Amy is in rehab for sex addiction. (Oh Amy, Amy, don’t you have enough problems?) The treatment being prescribed is an “overdose” treatment. Huh. Sort of the sex equivalent of forcing a kid to smoke 40 cigarettes when you catch him smoking. Only instead of lighting up Amy is encouraged to open up. Quite literally- she sexily plays with her tits and fingers herself on a leather couch.

After seven minutes odd her sponsor, Ben Kelly, gets in on the action, shoving his dick down her mouth. They both talk dirty as Amy deep-throats before bending over to be spanked and fingered. Once sufficiently punished (this is rehab after all) they get back to the overdosing and Amy gets a good shagging.

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Over Thirty, Blonde And Dirty from Fig Productions

Fig Productions are back, with another excellent film introduced by Strictly News' own Agony Aunt and all-round awesome porn star, Starr, who gets her fantastic tits out as she tells us a bit about each scene, as well as starring in a scene herself.

Over Thirty, Blonde and Dirty is fairly specific about the kind of girls you'll find in this movie, so it won't be a surprise to see that Starr, Jessica Love and Faye Rampton are a tad older than your usual porn babes, have long golden locks, and, of course, they are all a filthy as hell.

If that sounds like a winning combination, you won't want to miss this great British flick, which opens with a frustrated Jessica Love whose being ignored by her football-loving boyfriend. The games on and he's just not interested in Jessica. That is, he's not interested until half-time, when he gets his already hard dick out to keep Jessica happy.

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Mania: The Secret Of The Green Tenticle from MMG Anime

Ok. Quick question. Are cartoons sexy? Have you, for example, ever been aroused by the Cadbury's Bunny? Did you harbour a secret desire for Cheetara off-of ThunderCats? Did your thoughts get fruity when the Little Mermaid got legs? If the answer to any of these is yes then read on. If, on the other hand you find it deeply odd that dancing ink and paint lines could hold a candle to real chicks then you perhaps wanna stop reading here. Oh, and if you found the girl car off the Transformers sexy? Then you’re just weird, dude.

Mania: Secret of the Green Tentacle is a fairly generic example of Hentai. Hentai, in case you didn’t know is the Japanese word for “abnormality” and we in the West have picked it up as a slang term for “Jesus Christ, what is it with the Japanese and cartoons of girls being triple-penetrated by tentacle monsters? What the hell, man?” If my half-serious comment gives you some idea of what’s in store then your powers of deduction are strong, Holmes.

We open with some long green dick-like tentacles swimming towards the shore. Ominous. Then we see our “heroes”. Mania is your typical hentai-girl; she has massive balloon-like breasts that defy gravity, tiny waist, huge eyes, a Barbie-spine (a spine that can support such an improbable body) and hair of unnatural hue. Less typically she’s a black girl - by that I mean she has the right skin pigment as the rest of her features match the ethnicity of no woman alive. Her very-very white newly-wed husband, John, is a useless geek. The pair get shipwrecked and both attempt to forage for food.

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MILF Cruiser 11 from CinemaPlay

If you're anything like me and have a thing for a yummy mummy, then the MILF Cruiser series is one you should be familiar with, and if not, then you've got a lot of catching up to do. You've not missed much plot wise but this series has had a LOT of the hottest MILFs around appear before the lens. Now up to at least episode 14, it looks like MILF Cruiser is here to stay. Jump in anywhere you like, but here we'll be seeing what volume 11 has on offer...

We're first treated to dishy brunette Mikayla who the guys roll up on and find that she's just had an argument with her husband and he's left her stranded. Being nice guys, they offer this damsel in distress a lift home, which she happily accepts. Being a sexually liberated girl, Mikayla shows her gratitude for the ride by getting undressed, and before long she is having her snatch munched on as she bends over the couch. A well delivered blow job leads to her laying back with her legs spread wide open as she is pumped full of prick, and after bringing her legs together to give her guy a tight treat she flips to a reverse cowgirl position, showing all of her assets to the maximum. Mikayla has a great pair of tits, as her stud can surely confirm having slid his dick between them in a break from the shagging.

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I, Pervert from Powersville

If you're not familiar with the work of director, Jim Powers, then there's no better time than the present to get yourself acquainted with this zany genius of adult entertainment. I Pervert is a suitably dark and twisted offering that'll either have you hooked on his work from here on in or have you put it straight to the side as a 'not my kinda thing', either way, you've probably not seen porno like it. The story of a child spawned from a depraved perverts seed, I Pervert is definitely best seen to be believed.

The opening sequence is like something straight out of Nightmare On Elm Street, Hillary Scott awakens on a floor to the sound of an alarm clock and is drawn through a dark industrial complex by the sound of screams, her route littered with animal toys and hanging bodies. The source of these troubled sounds becomes apparent when Hillary enters a room where a large gathering of man-babies await, complete with bibs, nappies, milk bottles, the works, all furiously jacking themselves off and all eyes on Hillary. After initially being quite disturbed she decides the best way to pacify this wailing mob is to start sucking them off one by one.

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Smokin Hot Latinas from Combat Zone

Combat Zone present Smokin Hot Latinas, a film with which I have great expectations for. Being a fan of Latina babes I am eagerly waiting to watch this film. For those of you out there who have not seen Latina porn yet – all I can say is that you are missing out big time. In my opinion some of the most stunning women on the planet are Latinas and I am hoping that this film will give you a good insight into what I am talking about.

Nikki Rio is the first girl that we meet and she doesn’t disappoint making her man twitch with anticipation before she has even touched him. She is an absolute drop dead gorgeous blonde and she is constantly mumbling in Spanish only adding to the Latina atmosphere. After slapping the guy a few times for trying to kiss her, she takes him into her mouth and savours ever last inch. Being Latina though she soon decides that it’s her turn for pleasure and sits on his face making sure his tongue reaches places to give her ultimate pleasure. I just wish I could understand what she was saying but I guess I’ll just have to put up with her sexy body instead!

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The Best Of Michelle Barrett from MSS Interactive

MSS Interactive have a well-deserved reputation for filming Britain’s most beautiful girls, so this collection of scenes featuring one of our most prolific adult performers (on both sides of the Atlantic) is a welcome treat. Imaginative scenarios combined with crisp and clear photography add to the viewing pleasure.

Scene one is taken from UK Vice Girls 6 and sees hookers Michelle and Franki being booked from UK Vice Girls by horny Merlin after he has been peeping on his neighbour in her garden. In Merlin’s brightly lit conservatory the girls put on a short lesbian show before jointly attacking his dick. Once Michelle mounts Merlin in reverse cowgirl it's open season on the conservatory furniture, as the girls get shagged in all positions, ending with Merlin wanking over Michelle's belly. Casting Michelle and Franki together not only pairs two very sexy girls but contrasts blonde and brunette, small and large tits.

Another blonde/brunette pairing in this scene from UK Girls Pissing 3, with Michelle and Paige relieving themselves outside by quickly dropping their pants in an alley and pissing on the ground. The girls find a workshop for a little more intimate action and the strip off pleasuring each other while still finding time to produce more puddles on the floor. Plenty of nice close ups of the pissing action and the vintage motorcycles that are the workshop’s normal trade.

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Apparentass 7 from Zero Tolerence

Apprentass 7 is a presentation from Zero Tolerance taking scenes from their different movies and bolting them together to make a new movie. In this particular DVD there are 18 different girls and the format is exactly the same for all girls except there are some slight variations but mostly all you get is a shitload of butt sex followed by the pop shot with no intros or messing around.

Danni Ricci kicks off this anal fest taking it hard up the arse on the stairs; she’s a blonde girl with quite natural looks. There are many different angles, close ups and positions followed by her taking a face load.

Sarah Blue stars in the next scene she’s in the middle of a threesome, another blonde girl but with petite breasts. She’s got one guy up her arse and another in her mouth. About half way through the spit roast however, a black man joins in for some dp action, meaning that she’s now taking three dicks at a time. The guys spunk over her face one at a time.

Linda’s up next a well tanned, brunette beauty I won’t bore you with any more descriptions of the butt sex – suffice it to say there’s plenty followed by another facial.

Luena Mello is a Latina stunner and for once we begin a bit of pussy penetration, as Luena straddles over a hunk with a huge dick. We are treated to about 3 – 4 mins of this before it moves on to her arse, but it was nice to see something a little different.

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Shades Of Red from Nectar

With the adult movie business increasingly polarised into quick’n’dirty gonzo or bigger budget features it is very satisfying to find a film that relies on imagination and very beautiful women and not money for it’s impact. Director Marty Zion uses a mixture of vibrantly coloured fabrics and aluminium staging to create sets with dreamlike qualities which, combined with a thoughtful soft rock soundtrack, produces a very erotic film. Something to get you in the mood rather than finishing you off which, dare I say, suggests something to share with a partner.

Artist Billy Tyler is sketching Phoenix Ray in the first scene. While the overall effect is red, Phoenix is swathed in white chiffon. Naturally Billy cannot resist the beautiful Phoenix, so he joins her for a long build up to sex, which is skillfully complemented by the sound track, as there is no speech throughout the film. Plenty of kissing, sucking and stroking before the pair come together in 69. The atmosphere may be dreamlike but the action isn’t, the camera catches every stroke before Billy comes over his lady’s breasts.

Natalia Wood, dances seductively in a silver dress while her hair is blown in the studio breeze. The dress slips off revealing her fine body as the background lights flash blue and green in contrast to the vermilions of the first scene.

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The Girls Of Amateur Pages 2 from CinemaPlay

The second edition of The Girls From Amateur Pages is your very own private peep show crammed full of super-stunning European girls flaunting their fabulous figures and getting more than a little rude for your pervy pleasure. Featuring early performances from Digital Playground contract star Jana Cova and Hungarian hottie Rita Faltoyano, this hot collection of tease and masturbation clips is perfect for that before-they-were-famous vibe of for when you just fancy some time alone with a very sexy girl. There is thirteen frisky babes in total to choose from, now that's almost one a day for 2 whole weeks, and you'll want to return to see them all over again too!

The lusty ladies appear in their everyday-but-still-sexy clothes, which is nice to see, but nowhere near as nice as it is to perv on them slowly taking said clothes off and stroking their highly desirable flesh while giving seductive glares to the camera. Soon enough, they are completely naked and rubbing their natural tits and juicy clits and it can all be seen in glorious graphic detail. The camera shots can't be faulted, no shoddy amateur shakiness, and there's a perfect mix of full body, and close-up boob and pussy shots, right when you need to see them.

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Secretary's Day 2 from Smash Pictures

Ah, secretaries and porn. Like schoolgirls (who must be dumb as toast given they’re clearly mid-twenties and still in school), latex clad-lovelies, horny ‘housewives’ and men who make you wonder “Did he go into the sex industry because he wanted to or just because he needed to find meat-holes sufficient for his freakishly gargantuan shlong?” we see them so often. And why? Well obviously its because we wish to imagine that the cute little blonde in the office is actually a crazed nymphette desperate to drop to her knees and suck like a Dyson with the right impetus. And thinking these thoughts manages to drag us by our penises through another hate-full, pointless, drudgery filled day without stabbing pencils through our hands and screaming curses at the Lord till our throats are red raw and our eyes crusted with salt from ten thousand shed tears. Well that and chicks dressed up as secretaries are really hot.

Following the teaser montage (You may want to skip it. It gives away important plot points. All the will-she/won’t she tension is TOTALLY ruined. SPOILER! She will. *SPOILER ENDS*) we happen upon Rachel Starr, very cute in a white blouse, red skirt. She’s snooping around her bosses stuff and happens upon viagra, nudey pictures and porn. Hell, who doesn’t keep viagra at the office? I know I do. Though that’s probably because I work in the porn industry and suffer from crippling erectile dysfunction. Anyway Rachel gets very turned on and her fingers wander down to her red and white knickers (its important to match). Her self abuse is interrupted however and a colleague offers a helping hand. Or in this case tongue.

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Chow My Putang from Combat Zone

If what you fancy happens to be watching Oriental girls getting screwed at their very best, try this one out for size, a total of no less that 5 Oriental masterpieces take it from all angles.

First up is the star of the show Tia Tanaka, a 19 year old beauty, fresh faced, with the look of innocence (that is until she strips off and gives a demonstration to blow most minds!) Her body is as you would expect from a 19 year old, soft and inviting, her smile is enough to melt your heart, she takes one hell of licking then swallows a massive cock followed by her taking it up her all inviting pussy. My God where did she manage to put all that cock??? Her pleasuring of this very lucky male goes on and on, until even he has to let go and spunk all over!

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Do The Business from Anna Span

This film is already captivating to me before I’ve even pressed play, as it is that rarest of things – a porn film directed by a woman. Anna Span was the UK’s first female porn director, and is an intriguing character due to her considered, philosophical (bizarrely, your reporter here encountered her in a philosophy evening class a few years ago) and feminist approach to pornography.

That’s all well and good, I hear you say, but is it hot? Dear reader, you are a philistine, but I suppose it’s a fair question and I am pleased to report that they are. These films are not overbearing lessons in feminist politics, they’re still full of the same good ol’ filthy sex as male-directed pornography. None of the patronising (and let me state for the record, false) assumption that women need nice soft-focus films about intimacy and feelings, they don’t really like sex.

Not that this film is just for women – Anna is very careful to describe these films as from a female viewpoint, rather than just for women.

Most of Anna’s films are set in contemporary London (including one called Hug a Hoodie – amusing idea, but I can’t say I find rough council estates erotic), but Do The Business has a time-travelling fantasy setting of the earlier part of the twentieth century “Earnest, 1950's Stocking-Clad Housewives Seek Gentlemen” – plenty of license for stockings and saucy retro lingerie! Always a good starting point.

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Orgies 2 from MSS Interactive

The more the merrier seems to be the producers’ motto in this fine production from the directors Jim Slip and Bob Bennett. Describing the scenes as orgies is misleading, as only one guy is present who is tasked to satisfy three or four girls. But the studs chosen are well up to the job and when they are otherwise engaged the girls simply amuse themselves. If the number of bodies involved make description of the action difficult, the well lit, clear photography means that the viewer misses none of it. And with nineteen top girls, a mixture of the experienced and the fresh, this is a film that will not disappoint.

The first scene is an action-packed schoolgirl orgy, as Ben Kelly gets to grips with Harmony Hex, Poppy Morgan, Suzie Best and Alexis before they head out to a fancy dress party. It looks great as Ben lines the girls up on the sofa, allowing better access (and a better view!) as he fucks their pussies.

Next up, Rebecca Smythe, Victoria Brown, Starr and Angel are taking tea while decorator Jay R washes his roller in the sink. Before he leaves the girls want to see the size of his willy and, to make sure its big and hard, Rebecca puts on a show removing Starr’s panties and licking her

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Ashes To Ashes from Spice Studios

The first thing that struck me about Ashes to Ashes was the 1940's film noir feel and attention to detail - John Ash is an old style private detective, and the story starts when the beautiful, classy Veronika Lake stalks into his office - Every morning she wakes up with no memory of what has happened the night before; the only clue is a torn fragment of page from an ancient book which has mysteriously appeared in her packet. John agrees to take the case and that evening he follows her to a disused alcohol factory on the edge of town, where he watches from the window, camera at the ready as she opens the Book of Sins on the page marked "Vanity" and slowly strips in front of the mirror.

With a cheeky nod to the original 40s Hollywood star, Veronica Lake, our temptress is lithe and beautiful, dressed to perfection, and the scenes are shot with an attention to light and detail that you might expect in a French art house film. We watch as, as if in a trance, she plays with herself, unhooking her suspenders and black basque, pouring wine down her body, over her pert breasts and tight snatch as she poses for shot after gorgeously framed shot, slowly ramping up the tension as she masturbates first with a white candle, then with the bottle, her cherry red fingernails and pearl bracelets framing the close up shots as you begin to see her getting wet and slick with desire.

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The Initiation Of Nikki Jayne from Harmony Films

In the adult business it is wise not to take everything at face value, nowhere more so than the porn virgin genre where starlets have made entire careers out of getting shagged on camera for the first time. So when a film featuring new English girl Nikki Jayne claims not only her hardcore debut but also captures her first anal, first double penetration and double vaginal then a degree of scepticism is due. But the film, which takes the form of a six-day Los Angeles diary, is directed by Gazzman - not unknown to British porn fans - and Nikki Jayne hasn’t got any other credits, so maybe this is the real deal.

In Porn Valley Nikki Jayne is not alone, Gazzman has called in top US stars like Bobbi Starr, Rebecca Linares and Jayme Langford to tutor her.

Day one and Nikki’s first time on camera is with European brunette IIlona, another little known girl. The pair undress, kissing and stroking each other in a scene that quickly moves to hard insertions with toys, fingers and dribbling water and wine from Ilona’s mouth into Nikki’s snatch. Ilona then uses two glass dildos in turn to pump the fluid in Nikki’s tight hole finally Nikki sits astride Ilona’s face rubbing her clit until she orgasms.

Day two. Although Nikki is paired with Ruby Knox in this scene, she certainly doesn’t need any instruction when taking Olivier Sanchez’s dick in her mouth. Nikki’s gutter talk sets up the scene then both girls kneel in front of Olivier, taking sucking and licking in turns.

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The Best Of Suzie Best from MSS Interactive

Nine great scenes in this compilation and, with a running time of nearly three and a half hours, it is a reminder of how much dick the little blonde sexpot has taken – just for MSS. Hardcore Suzie Best fans will have seen most of these scenes already, although with two I can’t find elsewhere, it will still appeal. To the general porn fan either the fantastic action or the incredible value for money will make this a best seller.

Tammy Oldham is already stripped to her underwear when Suzie arrives by car with just one thing on her mind. But before they get to that, Suzie needs a pee, right there on the drive. As is usual for girlfriends, Tammy keeps her company as both girls relieve themselves in the gravel. Then they’re quicky inside for underdressed sex in an overdressed bedroom. Plenty of red velvet over the four poster bed where the girls kiss and lick each other. But they’ve obviously had too much to drink as they’re soon pissing into a tank before stretching their holes with vibrators and beads before finishing in the bathroom with more peeing.

In the second scene, Suzie and Merlin skinny dip in the pool, but its too cold for sex in the open air, so the pair head indoors. Suzie settles down beside Merlin on the sofa as his hands explore her body, squeezing her tits and brushing her snatch.

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The Best Of Poppy Morgan from MSS Interactive

Of all the awards and recognitions in the adult business, getting your own MSS compilation must rank as one of the best. To qualify you must have done at least half a dozen scenes with masters of the genre Jim Slip and Bob Bennett. From her early scenes as a slip of a girl with Freddy, Poppy Morgan has blossomed into one of the UK’s most accomplished and professional adult performers. And this two hour compilation shows why. Poppy performances straddle straight sex, fetish, girl-girl and multiple girl/boy scenes which will satisfy Poppy fans and act as an introduction to viewers unfamiliar with all of MSS’s output.

The first scene is from UK Vice Girls series and starts as Tony James discards the rubber toy he’s been wanking in to – he wants the real thing. Which is exactly what UK Vice Girls can provide in the shape of Poppy and Jenny (Angel Reece). Tony gets a little show as Jenny removes her slinky purple dress and Poppy her little black number. Poppy stuffs Jenny’s black panties into Tony’s mouth before Jenny sits on his face. Poppy rides Tony then Jenny gets stuffed from behind as the fine three-way action continues. The two girls lie on top of each other, in what the Americans call a two girl sandwich, as Tony’s prick goes from pussy to pussy. With Poppy wanking his prick, Tony pops his load over Jenny's tits and celebrates with a dance.

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